And God Said... T-Shirt
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100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.
Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night. Gildan Softstyle® 64000
True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Inspired by the word of God
Made for Everyday Wear — Taped neck and shoulders add comfort and durability.
Soft, Smooth Feel — Ring-spun fabric feels soft against the skin and provides a smooth printing surface.
Tear-Away Label — Easy-to-remove label provides tagless comfort without residue.
Free Returns - Return any shirt free within 30 days of delivery.
Free Size Exchanges - Wrong size? We'll swap it for free.
30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.
Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 340 reviews.
Check the spelling in your art before you print it and offer it. Disclose the spelling errors in the description, but better yet, absorb the loss instead of selling low-quality tees to the public. I was hoping you're Christians, but when you scam people like that, you're just Mamon-driven profiteers. Shame on you!
People ask me what it means, I ask them do you have a Bible, then we proceed to look it up, and the person is learning, and reading scripture.
I love these shirts, they peak people’s curiosity and it gives me a chance to share some scripture. When people say,” I like that shirt what does it mean?” My reply is “do you have a Bible?” I tell them where it is found in scripture,then they look it up out of curiosity. They are searching scripture, that’s wonderful!
I wear to my shirt to all of my author signings because it shares a perfect explanation of my book’s premise. Thanks so much!
Perfect!
I am who God says I am! He has redeemed my life and I am his Son. Great quality shirt that represents me in Jesus!
It’s perfect for these painful and challenging days. We ARE fine! But not as fine as Job ;) Shirt quality is fine too. This color does pop.
The cotton fabric is great! I wear it as a night shirt. It was perfect timing when I was calling on family to help another family member. Everyone laughed!
Funny, intelligent and faithful to the Bible, all in a respectful way. Can’t beat that!
Very happy with the design,the quality, and the speed of shipping!
This is SUCH a lovely company - my mother talks of the Martha story frequently, so this shirt was a perfect fit - literally and figuratively! The company was even kind enough to go the extra mile when I found I had ordered the wrong color. I plan on buying from them again for future gifts!
Perfect shirts for the Ark Encounter trip.
We planned a trip to the Ark Encounter and wore our matching Noah shirts
I absolutely love this shirt! Of course, I wore it on Mother's Day because this mama bear loves to show that just like Jael she will ram a tent peg into the enemy's head! I have had so many compliments on this shirt and it is comfortable to wear.
I love how soft the material is. Awesome shirt!!!
Came relatively quickly compared to other companies. Shirt fits to size, the printing looks like good quality and it does get a lot of smiles.
I have not received this order to date 10/22/26. I really wanted this particular t-shirt. I’m very disappointed.
Order cam fast and the shirts fit wonderful. The design is bright and people comment everywhere I go how much they love the shirts. Will be getting more soon
I need to return this shirt. I ordered the wrong one. We have already ordered another one. Please refund the card I used to buy this shirt.
Store owner replied: Hi Darcele, I'm truly sorry for the delayed response and all the frustration this has caused. Your full refund has already been processed to your original payment method, and there's no need to return the shirt. Thank you for giving us another chance with your new order. We really appreciate it!
Love the analogy that God is science!
Prefect fit. Nice and soft. Looks amazing!
Love the T shirt! It is a great reminder that I have HUGE Martha tendencies and I love explaining it to people who don't know the word. Great Shirt, great conversation starter! Shipped quickly and is exactly as pictured.
Great message, great shirt, very comfortable and soft.
Absolutely LOVE tshirt! The fit is wonderful, and the feel is so comfy. I would DEFINITELY recommend.
Great quality!!
Great quality shirt
I really like this shirt, but after only wearing it one time, the collar started coming off of the shirt. I haven't had time to fix it, but I'm afraid to wear the other one I bought.
I bought this for my husband and he loves it.
Exactly as shown
Most people in my congregation aren't as Geeky as me...
Order arrived in a timely manner and was exactly as advertised...
my son in law loved it.
The shirts are of good quality cotton and the printing is as professional as any printed shirt that I have ever purchased. I love the clever, inspired messages. I highly recommend these shirts.
Wonderful
I love the design!
Great experience
Great shirt, thanks!
My husband loves it!
Great quality. Fast delivery
I never received my order. The tracking shows no postage was paid. I either want my shirt or my money back
Store owner replied: Hi Joseph, I’m truly sorry about this. I’ve identified your order, and we’re immediately sending you a replacement at no cost. Blessings, Isaac
You know the stories. You catch the references. And yes, you might be the one explaining the joke.
From biblical punchlines to a little science-inspired wonder, our tees give you a fun way to wear what you believe, and a good reason for someone to ask about it.
Wear it. Share a laugh. Start a conversation.
Every tee is printed, packed and shipped from the USA.
Orders usually ship within 7 days, then arrive in 2–5 days. Shipping is free on orders over $75.
Yes. As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow it to your door.
Gildan Softstyle® 64000: 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight, with a relaxed unisex fit.
Yes. Returns and size exchanges are free within 30 days of delivery. Just email support@thepastos.com.